Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...