Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...