The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...