The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...