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Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Good business
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How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Extra Office Work
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
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Murphy said to his daughter
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Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
What to Do With All Those “Free” Soaps When Travelling
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