New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...