If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...