Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...