Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...