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Sure signs that you’re broke!
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At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
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Like Spaghetti
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5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
A strange jigsaw puzzle
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New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
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