What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...