The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...