Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...