Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...