Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...