What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Taliban Tank
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Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...