Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...