Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...