How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...