How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...