Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...