Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...