The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
This Santa is ticked off!
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A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...