Tattoo On Her Butt
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The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
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Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Sucks, huh?
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Blowing Chunks!
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Food quotes and quips
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The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
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Fortune
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‘Please cheese me’!
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