The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...