Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.