If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus
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Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...