How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...