Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
A delicacy
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing....
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...