Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...