Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
New University Promos
New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...