Penny Offer
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The government cuts costs
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Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Blonde and 747 Difference
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Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...