A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...