HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...