Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.