Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...