The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...