Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....