Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
A new type of fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...