What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...