True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...