Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...