Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
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The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
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OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
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A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
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Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...