Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...