Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...