Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
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Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
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