The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...