Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Wrong ISP
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...