Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...