Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...