Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...